when someone says something so wrong that really pisses you off but you don’t wanna start an argument so you just sit there like
GUEST: We want a restaurant like they have on Seinfeld.
CONCIERGE: You mean a diner?
GUEST: (claps hands) Oooh! Fun!!
GUEST: Hey there! I need a restaurant. Chippa Lattes.
CONCIERGE: Chippa Lattes?
GUEST: You don’t know it? Everyone loves it.
CONCIERGE: Can you spell it for me?
GUEST: No idea how to spell it. It’s just a whole bunch of letters put together.
GUEST: Or Chippo. Chippo Lottie’s.
My shoulder wouldn’t stop hurting so I took a triple dose of painkillers and now it still hurts and I’m sick ://